Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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son, you're adopted.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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