1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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no

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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