Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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your mom

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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