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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

did you ever see a butter fly?

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A scottish man having fun

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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