- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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