So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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