I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Five guys one rape.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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The geese of Growmore

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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