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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

a banana

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Indeed.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

The jets are a good team..

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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