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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

God is religiously proven to be real

No.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Canada

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

A ginger rapping.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

S.O.P.A

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What does a man like. food.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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