how do you stop a train? you cant..

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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this website...

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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