Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Brett Farve

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Your mom.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Black people

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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An Irishman stays home

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steves legs

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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