roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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live babies

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Anti Joke

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