What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Slavery lol

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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