Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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