- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Three men walked into a metal pole

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Men's rights.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

i heart wiener

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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