what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What break when you talk?

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Womens rights.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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