Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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i have 2 penises

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Kate

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Pickle!

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Why....... Because.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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