Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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want to go home? yea

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

. Deez nuts Ok

Hi poop!

Nicholas Cage

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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