"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Water, please.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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