How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

cheese

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Jasper sucks.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Grapefruit.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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