- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

jokes r dumb

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Justin Bieber

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

cheese

Hello

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

A fat man buys a salad

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