- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Kittens.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Your life That's the joke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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