- Anti Joke

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

hi my name is? joe

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

I don't get it

why did the man die? he got shot

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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