- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

yo mama so fat she's fat

I am a real homosexual

Women

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Tacos

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

corey is a nipplepotomus

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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