What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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lol

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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hi

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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The horse said "nay."

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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