- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Women's rights.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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