A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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knock knock you may come in

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dead babies

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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