How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Women's rights.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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