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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

a horse walks into a barn

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

This is not Will Smith.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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