- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

If life throws you lemons Catch them

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Two women were sitting in silence.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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