why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Chrissy is funny.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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