What's 1+1? 4.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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lol

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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