A women walks out of a kitchen.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

whats funny? ebola and 911

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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