What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did you say? I don't know.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Women

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Jokes are funny.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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