- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

knock knock your gay

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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