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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Penis jokes.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Obama.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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