I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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whats gay ? you

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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