Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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