Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Poopsack Jones

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What time is it? 10:58

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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