my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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you are gay

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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