What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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lololololololololol

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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