why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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two fish are in a tank.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Windows Vista

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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