- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

. Deez nuts Ok

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Satan called. I put him on hold.

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