- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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