- Anti Joke

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.