A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Your mom.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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