Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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