What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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