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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

XD Jackass.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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