Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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