- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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