- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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